THE GREAT RUSSIAN BEAR

Name: GREAT RUSSIAN BEAR

Affiliation: CCCP

Role: SAVING THE WORKING CLASS. END THE PRIMITIVE SYSTEM.

Played By: SpookyPizza RUSSIAN BEAR CANNOT BE PLAYED BY ONE SINGLE PERSON. NO PROPERTY IS PRIVATE.

Phys. Description:

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Background: The Russian Bear was born in 1917, the year when the blood of the corrupt bourgeoisie was shed and the proletariat rose! The Russian Bear was born in space with 2 red rainbows at its side, the glorious emblem then came down and hammered the evil monarchy to its end!

From 1917 to 1922, the Great Bear fought alongside Stalin, Lenin and Trotsky other komrades. The battles against the regressive ungrateful weak-minded rats were tough and long. During the civil war, the Bear died for your sins then came back to life after the war because Kommunism is immortal. BELIEVE THAT OR YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE GULAGS! The war ended with imperfection.

With the help of Stalin and Lenin, the bear spread its brilliant message throughout the world. The IIIrd internationale was a success for everyone. It united the world. Unfortunately, shortly after the nation shed a tear after Lenin's departure and after his death, his pride, Stalin took over and brought new hope and strength to the CCCP. The Great Bear ended the political instability and the hidden evil within the country.

Russia alone ended World War II. The Bear slapped Hitler then ate him and that was the end of it.

Now that the second World War, the Bear has to face another enemy, the capitalist dogs, the Corrupt States of America. However, they have enough nuclear firepower to destroy us. We must maintain peace despite their intellectual inferiority. But do not lose faith, they will soon fall and the cold war will be short-lived. Do not succumb to capitalism because communism will spread and win! The CCCP will never fall!

Profile: ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS RED BEAR

High Concept: DEDICATED RULER
The Great Bear can govern any country planet galaxy universe with its mighty fist and wit.

Trouble: Ahead of its time
Sadly, the world is too primitive and needs time to adopt and comprehend the ideologies of the Great Bear.

Aspect 1: Loyal Animal
The Great Bear will always follow the instinct and the ideology of its genius predecessors. The proletariat must always trust the iconic Bear as it will never betray its nation.

Aspect 2: Bear Brother is watching you
Thanks to the omniscience and omnipresence of the Great Bear, the nation is safe and secure from doubt and violence. The bear is in our hearts and if it doesn't like yours then GO TO THE GULAG YOU TRAITOR!

Aspect 3: Perfection
Bear doesn't need a 3rd Aspect, Bear is already perfect.

Skills

Proletariat (+∞) Everything that is good in the world
Level Skill 1 Skill 2 Skill 3 Skill 4
Superb (+5)
Great (+4)
Good (+3)
Fair (+2)
Average (+1)
American (-∞) Everything that is bad in the world

Stunts

Marximum Power: The Bear unleashes the ghost of Karl Marx. Adds +∞ to Everything that is good in the world.

Bear rage! Rerolls an attack to do quadruple the damage.

Themes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Quotes

"In Soviet Russia, wind is cold but communism warms heart."

"This page is not funny unless you share it with everyone."

"Capitalism is the very definition of failure."

The report was written in 1949.

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