Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Name: Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus (Shortened to CPNJ)

Affiliation: Universal Force

Role: Invincible Saviour

Played By: Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is too powerful to be maintained by a single user.

Phys. Description:

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Background:

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Profile:
CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS!

Aspects

High Concept: Invincible Saviour
Because of his immense and awesome power, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is impossible to kill, injure or even impede in any capacity. Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus gains an automatic +777 (stacking) for every roll he makes.

Trouble: Moral Impediment
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus recognises he is an unstoppable force, and believes in giving his opponents a fair go. Because of this, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus loudly declares the title of his attacks while conducting them.

Aspect 1: Sin Purger
While Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is present, all opponents suffer from an automatic -666 on all rolls. His presence also prevents the mentioning of any smut.

Aspect 2: Unstoppable Force
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus' extensive ninja training, swashbuckling experience, cybernetic implants and messiah biology makes him totally unstoppable. He is unaffected by all anomalies, and can immediately destroy any he pleases without consequence or side-effect

Aspect 3: Self-Powered
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus cannot be stopped. Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus gains a FATE token after each roll he conducts, regardless of its success or negation.

Skills

Immortal (+777) Athletics Contacts Drive Decieve Empathy Esoterics Fight Hacking Investigate Knowledge Notice Physique Provoke Potential Rapport Resources Shoot Stealth Will
Level Skill 1 Skill 2 Skill 3 Skill 4
Superb (+5)
Great (+4)
Good (+3)
Fair (+2)
Average (+1) Being Human

Stunts

Neo-Miracle. Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus can also manipulate fate and time. Opponents are forced to roll again, suffering from a stacking -777 debuff on each reroll.
Water To Heat-Seeking Nuclear Shirukens. Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus immediately gains 7 FATE tokens.
Messiah's Will. Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus can immediately perform any stunt, without restriction or consequences.

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